I remember a lot of French, all horribly mispronounced. Each speaker butchered bienvenue in his own special way.

“Language czar set to review Games ceremonies, Complaints mount over alleged lack of French” http://bit.ly/atciBB

I can live longer if I eat oatmeal? That’s OK. I’d rather choose death.

How have I not seen this site before? http://www.papyruswatch.com/

Chez 106 is encouraging me to see U2 in 3D. Sorry, but that’s three Ds too many.

Ye gads. I just received an email with BOTH Papyrus and Comic Sans in the signature. Why not add Arial for the shitty font trifecta?

“Stupid pet trick” my arse. That is one smart dog. I love how she looks up for a treat, and if there isn’t one, she flops back over.

I don’t know how to eat until I’m only 80% full. I just eat until the shame sets in.

Tacky. Steve Jobs had pancreatic cancer AND a liver transplant. He’s just lucky to have the ‘Labored Old Man Shuffle’ http://bit.ly/bfukV8

Thanks for assuming that the entire neighbourhood wants to hear your shitty dance music. Really appreciate it.

Ugh. Looks like Rainbow Brite is the latest doll from my childhood to get the skank transformation. What next? Popples with tramp stamps?

I don't care how many of them there are, get the monkeys out of the bedroom!

Mom takes children’s songs literally.