June 2010
4 posts
The girl who fixed the umlaut
“Salander opened the door a crack and spent several paragraphs trying to decide whether to let Blomkvist in. Many italic thoughts flew through her mind. Go away. Perhaps. So what. Etc.”
So perfect.
(via kottke)
February 2010
7 posts
I remember a lot of French, all horribly mispronounced. Each speaker butchered bienvenue in his own special way.
“Language czar set to review Games ceremonies, Complaints mount over alleged lack of French” http://bit.ly/atciBB
I can live longer if I eat oatmeal? That’s OK. I’d rather choose death.
How have I not seen this site before? http://www.papyruswatch.com/
Chez 106 is encouraging me to see U2 in 3D. Sorry, but that’s three Ds too many.
Ye gads. I just received an email with BOTH Papyrus and Comic Sans in the signature. Why not add Arial for the shitty font trifecta?
January 2010
7 posts
I don’t know how to eat until I’m only 80% full. I just eat until the shame sets in.
Tacky. Steve Jobs had pancreatic cancer AND a liver transplant. He’s just lucky to have the ‘Labored Old Man Shuffle’ http://bit.ly/bfukV8
Thanks for assuming that the entire neighbourhood wants to hear your shitty dance music. Really appreciate it.
Ugh. Looks like Rainbow Brite is the latest doll from my childhood to get the skank transformation. What next? Popples with tramp stamps?
I don't care how many of them there are, get the...
Mom takes children’s songs literally.
1 tag
If Conan moves to Fox, will they let him bring back the masturbating bear?
November 2009
1 post
“Ginger Spam Salad - Serves 1.” No need for extra servings. If you’re eating a spam salad, you’re probably going to die alone.
October 2009
5 posts
Good news: my AirPort Extreme has finally shipped. Bad news: it’s in Shanghai. I guess Apple doesn’t keep any extra stock on this continent.
Rewatching LOST with my boyfriend who had never seen the show. Could not make it through the Nikki and Paulo episode. Fuck Nikki and Paulo.
Waterboarding is torture? HAH. Try listening to my local radio station. George Michael’s Father Figure has been on THREE times since 11 a.m.
April 2009
1 post
March 2009
2 posts
February 2009
1 post
“Socialism is apparently what is created when a president you do not like spends...”
– Great achievements in American socialism | Salon News
January 2009
1 post
Ill. House Impeaches Gov. Blagojevich →
Better late than never, I suppose.
November 2008
5 posts
Countdown to Victory Blog →
Still on an Obama high here. Victory parties from around the world. (via airbag)
Vote for Obama's Dog! →
Puppies! →
This. Fucking. Election. →
(via The Morning News)
October 2008
11 posts
US Republican presidential candidate John McCain... →
I was surprised to see this headline coming from the BBC, instead of from the Onion.
McCain manages to twist support from baseball players into claims that Obama will raise everyone’s taxes. I bet Obama even met those players without preconditions, the bastard.
(via The Morning News)
WatchLil’ O’Reilly is on the attack again.
Lil’ O’Reilly vs. Barney Frank from paulbryant6
Palin as president. →
Mark Simonson Studio / Notebook: Mad Men, Mad... →
September 2008
7 posts
WatchJay, I’m a feminist. but I’m sorry, that woman’s crazy. That’s a crazy, scary lady right there. Gun-toting and, you know, shooting caribou. I mean, come on, Jay. You ask me what do I think about her? There’s really nothing to think about. I mean, we don’t know anything about her. They don’t let her talk. They say, “Oh, she’s meeting with the...
“I keep hearing that she’s ”like us.” There’s this idea...”
– Stewart & Colbert: Exclusive Q&A | Entertainment Weekly
