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Tacky. Steve Jobs had pancreatic cancer AND a liver transplant. He’s just lucky to have the ‘Labored Old Man Shuffle’ http://bit.ly/bfukV8
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Thanks for assuming that the entire neighbourhood wants to hear your shitty dance music. Really appreciate it.
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Ugh. Looks like Rainbow Brite is the latest doll from my childhood to get the skank transformation. What next? Popples with tramp stamps?
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“Ginger Spam Salad - Serves 1.” No need for extra servings. If you’re eating a spam salad, you’re probably going to die alone.
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Good news: my AirPort Extreme has finally shipped. Bad news: it’s in Shanghai. I guess Apple doesn’t keep any extra stock on this continent.
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Rewatching LOST with my boyfriend who had never seen the show. Could not make it through the Nikki and Paulo episode. Fuck Nikki and Paulo.
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Waterboarding is torture? HAH. Try listening to my local radio station. George Michael’s Father Figure has been on THREE times since 11 a.m.
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