If Conan moves to Fox, will they let him bring back the masturbating bear?

“Ginger Spam Salad - Serves 1.” No need for extra servings. If you’re eating a spam salad, you’re probably going to die alone.

Good news: my AirPort Extreme has finally shipped. Bad news: it’s in Shanghai. I guess Apple doesn’t keep any extra stock on this continent.

Rewatching LOST with my boyfriend who had never seen the show. Could not make it through the Nikki and Paulo episode. Fuck Nikki and Paulo.

Waterboarding is torture? HAH. Try listening to my local radio station. George Michael’s Father Figure has been on THREE times since 11 a.m.

Each slightly different from the next!
kevin:

(via fuckyeah1990s)

Each slightly different from the next!

kevin:

(via fuckyeah1990s)

Terrific on pizza.

Terrific on pizza.

Neko Case - This Tornado Loves You

Periodic Table of Typefaces
“Socialism is apparently what is created when a president you do not like spends money on things of which you do not approve.”